February 2012
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oh my god.
and they laugh uh
oh my god the girl who just starts eating the cake
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blackbruise:
perks of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
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I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...
– Unknown (via skin-n-bones)
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The fuck tumblr? lol
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fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
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E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
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Anonymous asked: sometimes before starting a new...
theoryofperception:
OH MY GOD
EVERYONE DO THIS
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When I first met you, I honestly didn't know you...
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Straight bitches
Them: Hey you're gay right?
Me: Yeah
Them: Do you lick pussy?
Me: No. I get my girlfriend naked, have her lie spread eagle, and dance around her naked while chanting spells of lust towards her clitoris.
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